Well, well – only thirty-nine! I envy you.
Happy birthday.
Martin.
PS: you’re not a reincarnation of Shakespeare, by any chance?
I’m only thirty nine? I could swear the daughditor said I was at least a hundred!
As to Mr Let-Me-Make-Highshcool-Lit-evil-for-most being one of my previous lives… it’s possible. At least the part about making high school kids miserable. 
Happy Birthday!
Can’t wait to see what vic-k gets you…
You don’t look a day over 99! Happy birthday.
[size=150]Happy 39th Birthday Buddy![/size]
youtube.com/watch?v=JFeCJmcK … re=related
[size=85]It was a toss up between the above or a piccy of, Ange, blowing you a kiss, but she said if I sent it she’d (Well I can’t print what she said she’d do to me if I did, cos folks of sensitive dispositions could be watching). Anyway I’ve saved them for Halloween emails.[/size]
Ioa, are you trying to erase that whole Ioa-ffer-gate from my mind? If so that bottle just might do it.
Mr. K, Please inform Mrs. K that while I approve of any action she may contemplate perpetrating on your person, I could think of many birthday condolences that one could send me. Say you blowing me kisses. That would be much worse.
StaceyUK, thank you. While I am anxious, it may not be due to “pleasant anticipation”. I believe you were here when Le D was a prime persona? I’m fearful that this even may cause a spontaneous recurrence of his presence.
Martin, I believe there are enough cringe worthy linguistic liberties leveled* squarely at your sensibilities in the above to keep you thoroughly occupied for a time 
- Anyone want to guess what syntactical contortion I am working with these days?
Yes I was. Had forgotten until now…
Wow! Thirty-nine? I didn’t know you were so old. Happy Birthday!
I figured it may be time for one of these now.
I’ve been married longer than some folks on the forums have been entities breathing on their own.
I need to find one of those. Except I want to replace the sword with a liquor dispenser.
Mère impitoyable de Lucifer! youtube.com/watch?v=JFeCJmcK … re=related it ees how you say…kinky, non…oui…eh? Vic-k ees a ‘connasewer’ of filth 
…c’est mon garçon
Happy birthday Monsieur Jaysen. 
Le D
We almost have the “K trifecta”! Fluff! Fluff! Where are you Fluff!
Monsieur Le D, thank you for your … well wishes? Hmm…
Fluff sends his regards in a musical he and some friends whipped up
youtube.com/watch?v=EL63s-4idD8
PS: Happy Birthday!!!
You don’t really want me to cut you in two with a machine gun…do you?
Young Master Jaysen,
If the cretinous hill billy pigeon hadn’t put me in such a foul temper…I’d feel more inclined to offer sincere belated birthday greetings. I suppose I can rise above my ill-temper.
Happy Birthday Master Jaysen. youtube.com/watch?v=wFh-rX_Sfhs
Fluff x x x x
“Tippling stick” is apparently the technical term.
Many happy returns!
Dear Santa/Jesus/Turtle/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy/kewms,
Please? Please!?
I see your chimp munks and raise you a fat face happy birthday. 10 for 10 on the creepy meter!
youtube.com/watch?v=fg2Do5TXVys
Day late and more than a dollar short. Happy birthday!
I’ve been away, so apologies for being several days late. I wasn’t sure about the rules regarding sending alcohol through the post into the USA, so I drank some fine Australian wine for you.
You enjoyed it.
A lot.
Happy belated birthday!
bit oxymoronic init!? 