Handy for keeping abreast of developments Vic. Would it be a tennis ball as viewed through the bottom of a recently depleted Jameson’s bottle?
Jeeezz!!! Yave been at the watern`juice 
find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-f … evers.html.
But! Who else but Pink could find sites like these. tch!tch!
Maybe I WAS less than careful about what OTHER products were living with the squishy balls!
The mind doth GOOGLE! And it’s usually a mistake.
And whatever you do, DON’T CLICK THE WET AND WILD CATEGORY!
Er… I hate to admit this Vic, but in these 'ere parts you can get the real thing considerably cheaper. Anecdotal evidence suggests the same applies in Morecambe, and all Essex new towns. 
The Moderators have a lot to answer for!!
Fluff
Since we are (sort of) talking about squeezing things and the unexpected, how about this:
news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsi … 353570.stm
I’m really not sure about the wisdom of putting this on a children’s news page, though! Toilet training could get really fraught.
Martin.
The snakes named [size=150]Keith!!![/size] An its a [size=150]girl!!![/size] Arrgghhhhh!!hehehehaahhaaa!! 
Past Stories:
- Snake explodes after gator dinner
- Snake hitches a ride under bonnet
- Kids kept in after snake sighting
Y dont think Voldemort is making a come-back, d`y!!?
No. Not with that accent. Oh, and ‘International Talk Like A Pirate’ day was Saturday gone, so no need to make a meal of it now…
In the red lion it’s talk like a pirate day every other wednesday.
I always thought it was an urban myth that snakes could live in your toilet pipes. How on earth does a snake slither up a 20 foot vertical drop?
My children would end up gridlock of the lower bowel if they read that.
Was it April !st when the story was published? I didn’t check it.
Martin.
What d y mean, ‘That accent’?! Whats wrong with it anyway? S good enough for Scrivs cognoscenti! What do y expect…Queen`s English/RP? jeeezzz!!
I dont even celebrate Christmas, so I dont take much heed of events like ITLaPD. Tosh sir! Utter tosh n balderdash!!
Pink,
I believe there are powders you can get from your local apothecary, taken mixed with a little milk, to clear out your, ‘Toilet pipes’, (typical Pink phraseology). They do a half strength for kids under 12. Whatever you do, don`t use them on the cat. Cats and dogs have their own version, from the local pet shop.
This, ‘20ft vertical drop’ thingy. Am I right in thinking, that, from your toilet seat (bum level), to the start of your loos S-bend, is...20ft? Jeeezz!! Thats some ploppy drop! Is it some kind of trendy ethnic Assie Aboriginal loo, you`ve got?
If only that were the case. Sadly, everyday now, in The Red, is more like, ‘The Leaky Cauldron’, on a Death Eaters Convention day. I fear I shall have to relocate.
Martin. Its too late now to be mithering about it. Youve released the beast into the cyber-wilderness. Live with it!
Vic
you Dilbert, I mean from the post S-bend side. Our bathroom is on the first floor, and our sewer - as is popular around here - is underground.
In Australia we have Long Drops. That’s a realy long ploppy drop, and woe betide any person who drops items of value into THAT little quagmire.
Eventually the drop is full, so they cover it up, dig a new long deep pit, and move the seat there.
Nobody else could`ve come up with that: Please enjoy
Probably takes a certain mind set. 
or warped mindset.
Actually when I read:
, I meant to ask if you were referring to your sewer, or the sewer that Paul the quiet one, always takes us to. Ive just noticed that hes listed as one of theusers online. Its uncanny, mention the word and hes there.
We seem to have experienced a not so subtle shift of topic from Artificial to Arsificial stupidity. If the unfortunate typo was mine then I apologise unreservedly to one and all. If it wasn’t, then I’ll point the accusing finger in a broad arc and chortle with a mocking disdain. 
On a thread where both vic-k and pink post links/pictures there is no need to apologize as everyone will simply assume that they are to blame. Assume may be to lenient but “know” is too strong. You get the idea.
Would that be a single or a double. Silly question! Double obviously. Just whereabouts, in the IslandsnHighlands is that distilled. 8)
Lenient schmenient!
chortle and gargle are not the same thing, you realise?
I am relieved that Vic-k hasn’t explored the alternate homonyms of that word.
Wen hunder the hanfluence of hinchahol, to ch…hhck!..hortal, ish a naturhal conshequhence off gharglhing…hhck!!
would I ever! tch!