Bloomin' Portlanders

So. I’m reading Generation X by Douglas Copeland. I get a couple pages in when the protagonist and narrator tells the reader where he’s from. Go on, guess. I dare you. Just guess.

Topeka?
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Ive said it before, and Ill say it again! I think that the poor old Portlanders, get a Bad Press in these forums!!

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I think it is a genetic conspiracy that was originally first implemented by bartenders and breweries.