I figured with the email lotteries I have won overseas that I never entered, the young people trying to come to America with hidden millions and now I have an Oil company who wants to make me millions I am the luckiest person alive! I love the Engrish!
I am telling you what. I am moving to Nigeria and opening a bank with all those millionares crawling out of the woodwork! Its an economic boon! All we need to do is supply a complete stranger with all of our private information and financial information and in an instance we can cash in CHA-CHING!
You need to fix the aspect ratio on your avatar. My wife hasn’t figured it out yet.
Also, I need you to settle a marital dispute. I say “sin is evil” and she says “sin is a mathematical function”. Please elucidate us. Yes dear. When you read over my shoulder I intentionally use words that you will reveal that you are reading over my shoulder even when you say you are not.
I’m glad you asked. You can never go wrong when you turn to sin to settle your marital disputes. It’s always good to follow this maxim: The wife always wins even if you’re right.
Wock, at an average of say 150lb, that is a lot of people you have won. I wonder how many will survive shipping…
Sin, I know she is always right. She told me so. But I suggested that your avatar clearly provide evidence to your nature. While there is geometry involved, there is a much larger statement being made.
BTW I finally told her what the avatar was. She hates that movie. I believe you are now on her list of bad people.
They are coming in slowly and are acting very weird. What di you think? Maybe some drug infected them during the shipping process? youtube.com/watch?v=L8Ilpm5n4iU
The trick is with her he can see further than minutes in the future…
How come they offered it to you? They offered it to me!!! And they’re mean, these Nigerians, only one compliment and one regard … that’s ungenerous of them!!!
tch!tch! Saints preserve us all. 
