floss,s scratching post

i go away for a couple of months expecting to find my cus,s lower decks overflowing with examples of writing for me to sink my teeth into, but nothing…

what happened to all the aspiring writers
not frightened of a little kitty, surely

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :blush: sorry about that, cus, sorry… it’s your razor sharp wit and ironic imputations wot does it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Anyway, where have you been… if it’s a secret, whisper it, I won’t tell anybody… 'onest!
Cus Fluff

nothing exciting. i took a little time off to sit in a sunbeam for a week, and then had to clear the backlog of scratching, hissing and being superior.

I guess it’s a dog’s duty to help…

i… i have no words.

[size=85]except to say that i am totally aroused right now[/size]

Cus
I do hope that we’re not in for an inferior rendering of gymasticated feline fornication! Please tell m we’re not
Cus Fluff :blush:

I saw…

…and was going to say, “You can thank me later.”

Then I read…

…and so…

…you can thank me later.

Hmm, gives me some ideas for a second instalment. Perhaps a serial?