Forum witticisms

Is anyone keeping track of some of the witty and brilliant posts that happen around here? I’m thinking of:

This one is deserving of a spot, too:

Witticisms? Ach! That’s like shining a bright light on the cockroaches down here in the cellar.

C’est Scrivener, ma chérie…c’est Scrivener, cafards inclust. :smiling_imp:
Le D :smiling_imp:

I am hiding in the witless protection program.

Y’ got ‘witless’’ right :smiley: