you missed me, right?
Yeah! Dead soppy init 
Depends on how we define “missed”. I did do some target shooting and I did not hit any person …
I do move quite fast when in pursuit of coffee or alcohol.
or wiper repair kits?
I only had to buy 2 kilos of kosher meat to get them.
At least it wasn’t 2 kilo of vic-k.
no, definitely not kosher.
If ya have no poop in yer hair then yes I “missed”.
You were shooting poop?!
He is a bomber.
Nice to see everyone is still as weird as ever. 
Edit: So do you think ‘everyone’ takes a singular or plural noun? I say singular, but it is debatable. Hmmm, but do I care enough to change it…
Nice to see you all (plural you) are still as weird as ever.
Nice to see the people on this forum are as weird as ever.
Nice to see you bunch of whackos are still as weird as ever.
Nice to see weirdness is still the primary quality of each of you on this forum.
Hmmmm…
Somethings never change. No matter how much spouses and druid may wish for it.
Hahaha! See what I mean!? That might be the biggest smilie face I’ve ever seen!
It’s the procrastination forum. I am therefore procrastinating. Tis my right! Just like my right to bare arms (and legs).
Why stop there? You dont usually, do y?
Fluff
backtrack…
I’d add the opening “It’s” to this sentence, and then it will be tickity boo.
And vic-k, I’ve just spent christmas in sydney, so yes - much baring was done! I have scrutinised the very few photos my hubby took of me, and they most seem to be from behind. I am trying to work out if I look like a heifer, or am totally fit. The jury is still out. But that’s just a normal woman for you.
Normal?!
If the hubby is (1) taking a lot of photos and (2) a lot from the view of the backside, then it is safe to say he is very happy with your appearance so your own judgment of whether you look like a heffer or am totally fit matters not. The camera speaks volumes of the one person it would make a difference to and it appears he is secretly humming a naughty tune. 
Just remember to drive it like you stole it.