Featherbrain!
Let me remind you: the last time you unearthed an Apple Easter Egg, you unleashed, Eliza, upon Scrivs crew of gullible[i]ites[/i], and brought the world as we know it to the brink. To this very day, part of vic-ks brain is still out there, pulling us back from the brink. 
Fluff
Oh yes, now I am going to be the coolest heading-towards-middle-age surf dude on the beach:
The guy at the surf shop did say they were going to angle the logo to make it a little more rad, but I guess the straight lines go with your ripped torso and middle-aged aesthetic. Looking forward to easily identifying you as the board tumbles through the waves! Good luck on the beach.
All the best,
Dee-Jay
… and an appropriate watch, including a guide to localism.
(Though robbing banks is not a requirement, dude.)
At least he wasn’t talking about balloon letters!
Were all taking it as a given, that y can swim! Y can...cant ya?
Courier on a surf-board is about as tubular as it gets. Hmm, you could run courier deliveries to France and back. Would be faster than “flying” right about now.
Unless the wording and the logo also appear on the top surface of the board, we’ll have to look forward to Keith going a-over-t on a frequent basis to make sure the other surfers become aware of Scrivener.
:mrgreen:
A-over-T, is, the assumed default position, is it not? I think were all taking that for granted. I have heard through Scrivs rumour mill, that the board will be tethered to a big rock on the beach by a 50ft piece of string. Probably just as well, seeing as we aint got our hands on 2.0 yet.
Arse-over-tit is indeed my default setting on a surfboard (and it turns out that I have no Preferences pane with which to turn this setting off).
Talking of 2.0 - David was most peeved to discover that, just after he had commissioned the surfboard, I had commissioned an artist to rejig Scrivener 2.0’s icon - so the logo on the surfboard will be out of date in a few months. Actually, I had best not mention that too much, or he probably will buy me a Scrivener boat next, which would have to sit outside our house and advertise to the whole street…
You could send the boat my way, my neighbors won’t mind. And I can position the display where it would be seen by 30K pairs of eyes a day. I would also promise to sail into international water so get exposer to the Canadian market as well.
What do you say?
Happy Birthday, Kevin.
You know that Mom always liked you best.
–Keith