I’m glad to hear that it exists in the flesh. I decided a few months ago that it must be some sort of weird psychological study, and asked for my money back – after two years of constantly being told that my shipment would be later in that current quarter, I stopped believing them.
My previous update on that long wait was at the half-way mark: What will you do with Scrivener for IOS that you couldn't do before? - #14 by Siren