Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas

Hope yours was very merry, and have a Happy New Year!

Christmas.
Aaaaaahhhhh.
That explains so much.

Thanks. I thought I was going mad.

Paul

Are y sure y don`t mean aaaarrrgghhh!!!

No.
Aaaahhhh as in realisation dawning.
Duhhhhh as in I realise I am so stupid Homer Simpson style.
Aaaaargghhhh as in I have fallen over a cliff.
Eeerrrrrggghhhhh as in I have stepped in dog poo.

I am wasting my time on words. I should evolve into the universal language of grunts, moans and expletives.

KB we need a new language.

Paul

We shall call it vic-k-ian. It will use only 5 consonants and 3 vowels.

You’re setting the bar pretty high for Vic then.

Perhaps we should consider communicating by pheromones.

Paul

sounds like the mating cry of the northern striped fluffy tit.

Who said the “y-less” one would get to create the language? I figure if we are going to create a hacked up language we should provide it a name that reflected it aspirations to greatness.

As to a few more particulars, I suggest that we keep the y, i, and e vowels. That will allow spelling to be an optional discipline as well as letting us keep the sounds Mr. K is used to hearing at home (we don’t want to confuse him).

don-t for-get to put a hyp-hen aft-er eve-ry thi-rd let-ter