How an idea becomes a book


[size=150]GORRA NEDACHE NOW! :cry: [/size]

You already had one. This just allowed you to detect it.

My agent sent me this yesterday. We agree: it’s the single most accurate depiction of the publishing industry we’ve ever seen.

Helps explain the explosion in goat farming.

I’m currently in the “drinking heavily” stage.

That is reserved for the creative director. You’re not allowed to have that roll as it is reserved for vic-k.

Or are you vic-k? hmmm…

I thought we already settled that pigfender is vic-k. The question you should be asking is…who is pigfender?

Looks around and sees vast crowd of downtrodden yet somehow suspiciously clean and well-toothed LittnLatten slaves. Plucks up courage.:

“I am Pigfender…”

I am pigfender… and so’s my wife.

That’s kind of creepy. Just making sure you know.

I don’t mean to be cheeky, but did you know that 'round here it is illegal to marry your own ass?

This is all very disturbing and I want no part of it.

watches intently from sidelines

Let it be known that some of us are too busy writing books to comment on this mud-wrestling.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:


Oops. :blush:

Where’s my ass? :confused:

For vic-k’s amusement.

It’s all about context.

tch!tch!tch! It has all the hallmarks of a S&M Dominatrix community.
Needless to say, none of it comes as a surprise.

You know what they say. If you can’t beat them, ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!

[size=150]Tha’s ma boy Sin, tha’s ma boy!! :smiling_imp:[/size]