Idleness grants

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/20/bone-idle-german-university-offers-grant-for-best-inactivity
I’m thinking of applying but I’m not sure I can be bothered.

I can’t contemplate applying.

I can’t even be bothered reading this thread.

Bother. Only German layabouts need apply… Californians need Euros to do nothing, too! I can sling an experience of doing nothing report with the best, and my Hubby can translate it into academic German, no problem.

Not fair. pouts