iOS has no distraction-free composition mode?

OK, which of you fraudsters have been calling yourselves writers without permission again? You know the rules — doesn’t matter how many books you think you’ve published: you’re not a real writer unless you follow the RULES (as amended 2017)[1].

Rule 2. External keyboards only on the iPad.

[1] This is of course a supplement to the original Rule, which is that you’re not a real writer unless you write in white text on blue background. For a full treatment of this rule, please see the discussion on this thread:

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