Michael Marshall Smith's anti-nobody-review rant

Vic-k’s cheating!

I hereby apologise to the fluffmeister for public debasing. I regret pointing out the nuances of your grammatical inadequacies! it was merely badinage!

And I gave the custard to my husband, he eats anything. He’s still standing. Well, not so much standing as lying on the sofa, but that’s the normal state of being, so all seems fine.

What your public wants to know, is: What…did he eat the custard off?

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Mark

Mr Mark,

THAT…IS… REVOLTING…UGHHHYUUCK!!!

Moderation of these forums has gone to the devil all together!! :open_mouth:

Fluff

face it, you know it’s wrong, but you love it.

…I was actually just thinking I might like to try it. Seems like it would resemble a cream puff.

LUV WOT!!? A dearth of discipline and moral fibre, or toast and custard!? :open_mouth:

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: How can a piece of toast, with a dirty great dollop of cold custard on it, resemble one of these images.google.com/images?client= … =en&tab=wi

NIHILISM RULES OK!! AARRRGGHHHH!!

I was more thinking the toast and custard, and on the suspicion that your head may explode with just a bit more sensory overload, I’d like to introduce to you…

WHERE THE BLOOMIN ECK ARE THE MODERATORS?!?!

They’re toying with you. It’s like a social experiment.

:smiling_imp: .egufretbus gninnuc a gnihctah mI .lla staht ,tiab eht koot tsuj ev’yehT !haN

are you incubating or is just the way you’re sitting?

You two! Don’t make me stop and pull this internet over!

:blush: !lanosrep eb t`noD

ohway, otway ancay ayplay atway ATTHAY amegay!

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This is why we can’t have nice things.

Pink
Im not hungry, Ive just had my breaky.

This is indivisible by 1,657 476, so it`s pure gibberish!:

Strange I can`t read it though. The only O Level I got was in Advanced Gibberish.