I thought I posted this elsewhere, but apparently not – if I’m repeating myself, I apologize (apologies as well for the language to come).
So, my two cents: Cent one: Seriously, in this instance, who fucking cares? Cent two: Those complaining about their consumer “rights” need to be consistent across the board.
Do the people who complain about this kind of security not go to book stores that have security sensors at the door? Because making customers pass through them is essentially “treating us like criminals”, no? Does the fact that I can use a rubber band to pop a security sensor off a pair of jeans mean that the clothing store doesn’t have the right to try to protect their merchandise (is that not the “you shouldn’t have security measures because they’re so easily defeated anyway” argument?)?
The other day I got my car washed, and had to give the guy a receipt before I could get my car back. That receipt had my name and the last four digits of my credit card number on it. I was essentially giving up a modicum of personal information in order to get back my own personal property. Should I stop going there? Is the car wash violating my rights? Do the people worried about their information being broadcast through a secure server also follow waitresses back to the credit card machine at a restaurant? (That is certainly your right, I guess. It’s also impractical, and kind of douchey.)
I think that the digitization of all sorts of transactions – financial, artistic, interpersonal – has mucked with our collective sense of entitlement. Sit us in front of a keyboard and all of a sudden we have all kinds of “rights” as a consumer that we never asserted when the transaction was in person.
My brother in law, who I like and respect, will tell me that downloading software he hasn’t purchased isn’t stealing, because he doesn’t deprive anyone else of having it. Bullshit. When someone steals a copy of Scrivener, he steals Keith’s time, effort, and his right to make a living. If Keith can no longer make economic sense of supporting Scrivener because too many people are getting it for free, then the pirates are stealing from all of us. By the same token, if Scrivener’s security messes me up, I have the right to not pay for 2.0 when it comes. But even there, what’s the definition of “messing me up”? Is my workflow so precious and inviolate that a few minutes of downtime when I’m registering the product suddenly becomes a disaster?
Sorry to be so strident about this, but it’s fucking crap. As a consumer, we have rights. But so does the community at large. Not all digital security is evil, just like not all digital copying is a crime. We can pretend that “we can do anything we want with something we paid for,” but that’s not even remotely true in the real world. I own my car. Where I live, I still need to register it, I still need to maintain it at a certain level, and – much as I really want one when I drive in L.A. traffic – I am prohibited from mounting a machine gun on the roof.
I now feel the urge to rant about the ways in which all of our new internet-y rights have led* to people bringing guns to presidential events, but I’ll leave it here. Thanks for bearing with me. Sorry I wrote fuck twice.
*OMG! I looked up led vs. lead online and my browser showed me ads for LED flashlights! Privacy rights… violated… Must… burn… hard drive…