Well, at least you called us eloquent.
I suspect the reason people didn’t respond was, well…
…so you should be able to find one that works pretty quickly by yourself.
I guess the urge to be helpful wanes if the people asking for help start to get argumentative. For what it’s worth, in the Scriv project I have open I have a few web pages imported as an embedded browser. In this case a couple are news stories taken from the BBC website and there is one from a local authority website in Canada.
Honestly, though, any dedicated external browser is always going to be a ‘better’ rendering of a webpage, and often I’ll cut and paste text anyway, just to have a clean information only copy in my folder that I can read offline.