The Value Of A Clean Install

This is why you are the “ideal” woman. Snort agrees, which causes me some distress. I am not sure what she is suggesting but I think it bodes ill for me.

:wink: Now I just need to figure out this “life” module that was seemingly preinstalled but came with the shoddiest documentation I’ve come across for anything save, perhaps, an iBook.

You have a “life”! Pre-installed!? I am jealous.

Snort insists that I need one, but won’t tell me where to buy it.

I pimped mine out. With the recession my value has dropped.

I guess that makes me a cheap skate.

:slight_smile:

Well, I did say seemingly! I never got past a fatal kernel panic when trying to execute it, and the programmer seems to either have all mail piped to /dev/null, or has only ever existed as a quasi-mystical ‘foo’ type designator. ^Shrug.

You guys scare me with your coded code talk.

The last I messed with heady stuff like that it looked like this

10 PRINT “WELCOME”
20 IFA=5THENPRINT"YES":GOTO40
30 PRINT “END”
35 END
40 PRINT “YOU ARE A GEEK”

or something like that…

<?php
  echo "Poor Wock";
  if ($wockCries) {
    exit 1;
  } else {
    echo "Terminating Wock";
     if (system('killall -TERM wock')) {
        die("Wock is dead! Long live Wock");
     } else {
        echo "Darn that bird!";
    }
 }

Yes?

011010110110111001101111011101110110111000100000010010010010000001100111
01100101011101000010000001100001001000000110011001100101011000110110101
10110100101101110001000000110000001100101011001000110000101100011011
0100001100101001000000110111101101110001000000110000101110100011
010000111001001100101011001000010000001110111011010010111010001101
000001000000111100101101111011101010010000001110100011010000111001
00110010101100101

You are beginning to be too much work… Have an aspirin.

(cry) you would terminate me?

What am I an urban rodent?

<?php
  echo "Jaysen is still looking for his head";
  if ($JaysensHeadExplodes) {
    exit 1;
  } else {
    echo "Cannot Contain The Massive COded Brain. Input Moonshine to reboot";
     if (system('killall -TERM head')) {
        die("Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes");
     } else {
        echo "Drink more shine";
    }
 }