, and barbed wire
electrified jumpsuit apparatus
, with ruby slippers
and latex cock-holsters
.
The Lubyanka ballroom’s
3rd shift janitor
mopped up santorum
[color=blue](just google it)
while whistling, "I
dream of genie,"
(shades of (S)santorum)
, when he slipped
surreptitiously behind the
oversized enamelled lamp
and insouciantly disrobed
. Regrettably, dawn brought
a less egalitarian
schoolteacher with a
pantload of ideas
, useless beyond belief
, but well-endowed nothingless