.
Cosmic background radiation
, ‘Tanning Salons’, offered
free melanoma testing
to unemployed Vampires
, who queued palely
, each attempting to
bite the nuns
, out of habiit[size=85] <–The moderators of the forum would like to commend crew member vic-k, for this stunningly intelligent and witty word play.[/size]
, the ho-bitten hobbits
, hobbitively hobnobbed, hobnobbingly
. David Hasselhoff appeared
to hastily hassle
obscene, infinitive splitters
and comma abusers
.
Interstellar fartgas propulsion
, noiseless but noxious,
takes naked nuns
Out to lunch
(hot baked buns)
en-route to heavenly