Time For Another

.
Cosmic background radiation

, ‘Tanning Salons’, offered

free melanoma testing

to unemployed Vampires

, who queued palely

, each attempting to

bite the nuns

, out of habiit[size=85] <–The moderators of the forum would like to commend crew member vic-k, for this stunningly intelligent and witty word play.[/size]

, the ho-bitten hobbits

, hobbitively hobnobbed, hobnobbingly

. David Hasselhoff appeared

to hastily hassle

obscene, infinitive splitters

and comma abusers

.
Interstellar fartgas propulsion

, noiseless but noxious,

takes naked nuns

Out to lunch

(hot baked buns)

en-route to heavenly