# Vic-k and a three word story

**URL:** <https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102>\
**Category:** And Now For That Latte\
**Created:** [August 9, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102 "2012-08-09T14:46:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 105

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2081 "2013-12-23T15:33:00Z")

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"Put this KiWCS

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**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2082 "2013-12-23T15:34:49Z")

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in the fire

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2083 "2013-12-23T20:14:20Z")

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and slip into

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2084 "2013-12-23T22:49:18Z")

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something more appropriate

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**Author:** ![nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/nom/32/20_2.png) [@nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/nom)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 9:36am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2085 "2013-12-27T09:36:51Z")

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," handing him a

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 11:15am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2086 "2013-12-27T11:15:20Z")

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saucy Santa suit

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 11:21am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2087 "2013-12-27T11:21:38Z")

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befitting his beneficent

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2088 "2013-12-27T11:31:46Z")

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, self-sacrificial Nature.  
Mamma Flage

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2089 "2013-12-28T20:19:02Z")

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, papa Flage, and

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2090 "2013-12-28T23:01:54Z")

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, young Flagelletta, cavorted

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2091 "2013-12-28T23:13:56Z")

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.with disillusioned policemen

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**Author:** ![BodminBeast](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BodminBeast](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/BodminBeast)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 7:22am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2092 "2013-12-29T07:22:50Z")

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and Welsh hill-farmers

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 10:22am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2093 "2013-12-29T10:22:43Z")

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’ sadio-masochistic clique.  
Mum-n-Maud

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**Author:** ![nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/nom/32/20_2.png) [@nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/nom)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 11:01am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2094 "2013-12-29T11:01:42Z")

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turned the thumbscrews

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2095 "2013-12-29T11:59:10Z")

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on conciliation and acquiescence

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2096 "2014-01-04T17:05:45Z")

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, flipping a coin

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2097 "2014-01-04T20:00:04Z")

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; coining a flippancy

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2098 "2014-01-04T20:06:09Z")

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; ‘flipping the bird’ (which, coming from a couple of Aussie matriarchal bimbos, probably entails the use of Digitus Impudicus, disguised as an ostrich)

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**Author:** ![nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/nom/32/20_2.png) [@nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/nom)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2099 "2014-01-05T00:28:59Z")

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or the Aussie-Chick-Flip

> [@Fluff](#):
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> (which, coming from a couple of Aussie matriarchal bimbos, probably entails the use of Digitus Impudicus, disguised as an ostrich)

Ostrich? You mean “emu”. I’ll forgive this apparent misrepresentation of Australian fauna as it is a bird, and you are a cat, so you probably just see both emus and ostriches as “dinner”. 😒

True story: my mother abandoned me to an emu\* when I was young. The emu came up to the pram and my Mum ran away (where’s Maude when you need her?). Explains a lot really…

[size=85]\*The emu stole my Twisties then lost interest and wandered away. [/size]

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 9:43am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2100 "2014-01-05T09:43:50Z")

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, involving a kangaroo

[size=85]That’s enough to cause a deep psychosis. Or, perhaps, something that emu-lates it…[/size]

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