# Vic-k and a three word story

**URL:** <https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102>\
**Category:** And Now For That Latte\
**Created:** [August 9, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102 "2012-08-09T14:46:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BodminBeast](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BodminBeast](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/BodminBeast)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2101 "2014-01-05T09:53:40Z")

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, three cockatoos, and

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:22pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2102 "2014-01-05T12:22:48Z")

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, a plethora of

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2103 "2014-01-05T12:41:13Z")

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> [@nom](#):
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> nd you are a cat, so you probably just see both emus and ostriches as “dinner”.

emus schmeemoos… pfffrrrrtt!!

dingbats, wotnots, wazzocks

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**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2104 "2014-01-06T13:18:01Z")

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, wannabe wallabies walnuts

> [@Juddbert](#):
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> [size=85]That’s enough to cause a deep psychosis. Or, perhaps, something that emu-lates it…[/size]

[color=red]really? that actually hurt my eyes. we’ve come to expect … nothing different from you now that I think about it.

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2105 "2014-01-06T19:42:22Z")

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and Belinda’s balloons.

> [@Jaysen](#):
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> [color=red]really? that actually hurt my eyes. we’ve come to expect … nothing different from you now that I think about it.

😊😊😊

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2106 "2014-01-06T21:50:08Z")

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“Where is this thread heading?” I ask myself–frequently–

> [@Jaysen](#):
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> ,…wallabies walnuts 😊 Nom wrote: about an emu biting off his Twistes 😮 Bert. J. Dud: now gives us Belinda’s balloons

Complementing a person on their outstanding command of language, oft times spurs them on to greater height, however there are those, for whom praise serves only to encourage a greater and deeper dredging of the murkiest depths… thus, the witty& clever ‘emu late’, leads us to ‘Bellinda’s balloons’☹

Mum-n-Maud chose a

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2107 "2014-01-06T22:14:21Z")

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full-frontal assault

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**Author:** ![r6d2](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/r6d2/32/85_2.png) [@r6d2](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/r6d2)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2108 "2014-01-06T22:50:26Z")

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bedazzling the audience

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2109 "2014-01-06T22:54:59Z")

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, spraying cherry emu-lsion

[size=85]Belinda is not the sort of woman you can ignore for very long. Neither, come to think of them, are her balloons…[/size] 😮

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**Author:** ![BodminBeast](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BodminBeast](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/BodminBeast)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2110 "2014-01-06T22:57:54Z")

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over bewildered protestors

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2111 "2014-01-06T23:37:26Z")

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[youtube.com/watch?v=v6Yjg\_Ys89M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Yjg_Ys89M)

. Bedazzled, bewildered-n-bewitched

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2112 "2014-01-06T23:48:08Z")

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, the pickets soft-shoe-shuffled ( [youtube.com/watch?v=bq7DGvfnr3U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7DGvfnr3U) )

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**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2113 "2014-01-07T13:21:40Z")

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emu-lsified walnut wrappers

[color=green]Does Mr K … rise … to the occasion? or do Fluff and Floss … dominate … the session?

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2114 "2014-01-07T18:36:19Z")

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> [@Jaysen](#):
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> Does Mr K … rise … to the occasion?

Young Master Numpty, your posts are becoming quite close to the knuckle, aren’t they? What with the above, and

> [@](#):
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> ,…wallabies walnuts

Have a care Master Numpty, for delicate sensibilities abound aboard Scrivener.

and sang ‘Edelweiss’

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**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2115 "2014-01-07T18:52:19Z")

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. Sister Maria wandered

[color=green]Here kitty kitty. I have some fish for you right in this box…

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**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2116 "2014-01-07T19:08:11Z")

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toward Mum-n-Maud, and

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2117 "2014-01-07T19:11:01Z")

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proffered bondage with

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**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2118 "2014-01-07T19:14:07Z")

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packages tied-up-with-string

[color=green]I really had to go with hyphens there. Somethings shouldn’t be left to Mr K’s imagination.

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**Author:** ![Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Juddbert](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Juddbert)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2119 "2014-01-07T21:44:37Z")

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. Brother Enrico appeared

> [@Fluff](#):
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> “Where is this thread heading?” I ask myself–frequently–
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> > [@Jaysen](#):
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> > ,…wallabies walnuts 😊 Nom wrote: about an emu biting off his Twistes 😮 Bert. J. Dud: now gives us Belinda’s balloons

Complementing a person on their outstanding command of language, oft times spurs them on to greater height, however there are those, for whom praise serves only to encourage a greater and deeper dredging of the murkiest depths… thus, the witty& clever ‘emu late’, leads us to ‘Bellinda’s balloons’☹

[size=85]For a fur-ball that continually focuses on bondage and KIWCKs, accusing me of dredging the murkiest depths is a bit ‘pots and kettles’, wouldn’t you say?[/size] 😕

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**Author:** ![Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Fluff](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Fluff)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/vic-k-and-a-three-word-story/19102/2120 "2014-01-07T22:02:12Z")

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> [@Juddbert](#):
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> or a fur-ball that continually focuses on bondage and KIWCKs, accusing me of dredging the murkiest depths is a bit ‘pots and kettles’, wouldn’t you say?

errm… no. Why would I. I’m only engaging in this… thing… because it’s there, and I take my cues from the thread as it is progressing.

before the protesters

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