-tripteasers’ tassels-n-thongs
Maude smuggled in
.
Mum-n-Maude, donned thongs-n-tassles
. Moving freely, incognito
, Jaysen lowered his
gaze, feigning embarrassment
, whilst ogling Mum-n-Maude
and muttering “Nom-de-nom”
.
Proliferating hyphen-abuse, amongst
Vic-k’s adoring, fanbase
of grammar-abusing gesticulating
nom nomming nommers
.
Looming confrontation betwixt
Mum-n-Maude and Anti-impropriety
campaigners looked set
to ignite, engulfing
Pro-n-Anti Licentious Behaviourists
And Tesco trolley-dollies
. Portlanders congregated to
drink coffee and