dragged Mum-n-Maude before
St Vic-k. They genuflected
their middle fingers
, acknowledging the saint’s
preeminent role in
this travesty of
KiWCS marketing strategy
. Horatio Drudge-Hollandaise doodled
on Maud’s décolletage
. Consumed by jealousy
Belinda’s bouncing bosom
undulated mechanically towards
Maude’s illustrated embonpoint
. Exposing her 
s
, Belinda entreated, "Gerraloado’these
guacamole smothered, buttered,
doodles."
Unimpressed, Horatio
went for it
and squeezed a
tube of Dijon