of headless avatars
and rabid elephants,
who danced with
gay abandon, although
despair followed misery
when the transvestites
demanded sartorial equality
. “Typical,” said Vic-k
holding his sequined
thermal underpants up
near his arm-pits
, "wannabes always pissing
into the wind
and onto me
empty Jamesons. Bloody
Mary is preferable
to nymphomaniac Geneviève
. Only kiddin’! 'onest
."
Handsome Gene misunderstood
the missing aspirate