custard flavoured body-rub
, which beta skin
care cream was
reputed to be
absolutely the most
harmful substance known
to Stockport chemists.
Could be young ‘n’… could be. If it happens again…take 'em out!!
Meanwhile, dominatrixes, ‘Hokey-cockying’
, Busby Berkeley style,
before the picket-line
, began Tantric chanting
and horn blowing
and tambourine banging
and general jiggling
of various bits
of anatomical protuberances
.
Speaking of protuberances,
something stands out
as being minuscule