were destroyed by
malicious, archetypal feministic
lies and innuendo
and prenatal vitamins.
.
Reconstruction commenced immediately,
. Dominatrix Securicorps , patrolled
sadomasochistic perimeters, with
unseemly enthusiasm. Meanwhile
, Dominatrix Securicorps and
Unseemly Enthusiasm’s joint
efforts were thwarted
by Mum-n-Maude’s hit-n-run
commando raids.
Kamikaze
noms de plume
shouldn’t that be?:
nom’s mom’s de plume
fooled nobody. M&M
press-ganged drug fuelled
rugby players into
By the way, Mum updated Facebook with a picture of Maude and Mother Superior Flagellatous - turns out they do know each other: Mother Superior Flagellatous was briefly Maude’s parole officer. Small world (at least for Mum & Maude).
Blitzkrieging, line-dancing shock-troops
. Dominatrixes warriors, donned
crinoline lined leather