A Belated Happy birthday, Master Kevin Blount. 
Have you decided on a proper job yet? 
Fluff
Thanks! Thatās a scarily accurate portraitā¦
A proper job? You mean the beer?
Scratches headā¦isnāt Count Blount on the Mount called Keith rather than Kevin?
Happy Birthday, of course. But Iām still confused.
I am, but I get called Kevin so often by users who presumably only glance at my name before replying, that its become a running jokeā¦ My signature even used to say ā(Not Kevin)ā after my name, but it didnāt help.
Yay! Happy Birthday!
Kronenbourg Blanc will be drunk in your honour!
Ah, Iām obviously not running fast enough. HB, Keith. Had seen the ānot Kevinā in posts, but wrongly assumed that there was also a developer called Kevin who you were keen not to be confused with. Now understand that Kevin is a misreading of your name. Iām just starting to jog along!
Could have been worse. Could have been Kylie. (You should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.)
A good Scottish name all the way down in KernowāScottish roots?
Yo Mac.
Letās cut through the crapā¦eh? Kevin is the developer of Scrivā¦period!
Keith is his older, attention seeking brother, that drinks a lot, smokes a lotā¦spliffs+++ ect. etc. And has a fetish for juvenile science fiction/fantasy stuff. OK? Good!
vic
PS Happy Birthday Kev 
Happy birthday! (Hah, still Monday, here. Which is good, because itās still your birthday, yet itās Monday.)
Happy Birthday.
(I miss āgruff and quirky since 2007ā.)
āSimon
A very Happy birthday to the intrepid Cocoa coder!
I think heās got a lot of time on his hands at the moment.
GET BACK TO THE NOVEL, BLOUNT
happy birthday, keith.
A belated happy birthday, Keith!
Happy birthday!
Even though here in the Land of the Great Firewall, and weāre 7 to 8 hours ahead of the UK ā¦ and the shambolic way things can go on here so that I missed young Keithās birthday ā¦ may I still wish our intrepid cocoa-coder many more happy years of showing the rest of the world what apps should be like.
Mark
Iām sorry I missed this until it was rather late, but happy birthday anyway. (Even if you canāt pronounce your own name )
All best wishes,
Martin.
Many thanks all for the kind wishes!
You have to bear in mind my initials - I had to be very insistent at school that my friends used the correct pronunciation to point out that their spoonerism didnāt work. 
Ah! Now I understand! Thereās an explanation for everything, as my analyst might say.
Martin.