"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

you might be my kid."

House of Leaves! :smiley:

I’ve never done anything crazy in my life, I think I must go a little crazy.

She once played the role of polyunsaturated fat in a school play about nutrition. Her costume was a raincoat.

Pretty funny. Thanks for sharing. :smiley:

I went crazy a long time ago.