# Where Jaysen tests the patience of Mr Piggy **URL:** \ **Category:** Novel in a Day\ **Created:** [September 24, 2014, 11:45am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023 "2014-09-24T11:45:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![gr](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/gr/32/38680_2.png) [@gr](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/gr)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/81 "2015-08-05T19:46:49Z")
> [@Jaysen](#): > > > [@vic-k](#): > > > > > [@Briar Kit](#): > > > > > > 1. Not talented enough to participate. > > > > Wellll hmmm. Concealeth not ones illuminance under a bushel, my little rose. > > In the past, Uncle Vic has asked for a chapter, already assigned to another, to play with in his own time, for his own amusement. I’m fairly sure, pressure of running Niad, permitting ( and it is a lot of pressure), Piggy would send you the bumph for a chapter. You won’ be submitting it, but if you don’t read the finished Niad15 until you’ve completed yours, you’ll see how your effort would have fitted in. See what you come up with. Ask him … he can only say grunt grunt! He can’t bite y’. > > If you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely with Mr K in the group), wish, we can all work on mine! I’ll commit to Piggy that I’ll do a real chapter but then forward it to you. That will reduce the need for extra effort on the part of the fearful leader. You should split your chapter assignment into several segments and farm them out. Call it Chapter-in-an-hour (CIAH). And thereby hangs a pig tale. ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/82 "2015-08-05T20:01:28Z")
> [@gr](#): > > > [@Jaysen](#): > > > > > [@vic-k](#): > > > > > > Wellll hmmm. Concealeth not ones illuminance under a bushel, my little rose. > > > In the past, Uncle Vic has asked for a chapter, already assigned to another, to play with in his own time, for his own amusement. I’m fairly sure, pressure of running Niad, permitting ( and it is a lot of pressure), Piggy would send you the bumph for a chapter. You won’ be submitting it, but if you don’t read the finished Niad15 until you’ve completed yours, you’ll see how your effort would have fitted in. See what you come up with. Ask him … he can only say grunt grunt! He can’t bite y’. > > > > If you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely with Mr K in the group), wish, we can all work on mine! I’ll commit to Piggy that I’ll do a real chapter but then forward it to you. That will reduce the need for extra effort on the part of the fearful leader. > > You should split your chapter assignment into several segments and farm them out. Call it Chapter-in-an-hour (CIAH). And thereby hangs a pig tale. Piggy won’t allow teams yet. I’ve tried again and again. But he is sitting over there with his fingers in his ears going “nah nah nah”… see… right there… ---
**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/83 "2015-08-05T20:19:21Z")
[size=150]gr[/size][size=150]&numpty[/size]!!! 👿😮 Don’t you two wassacks twist my spewtisms to suit your own lame brained purposes!! Anyway there’s not a gorilla’s fart of a chance, that I would enhance your feeble literary outpouring with my scintillating prose style and command of syntactical devices usage. SHAW G.B. ---
**Author:** ![pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/pigfender/32/40316_2.png) [@pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/pigfender)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/84 "2015-08-05T20:23:57Z")
> [@Jaysen](#): > > Piggy won’t allow teams yet. Actually, as it says in the FAQS, I’m more than happy for people to collaborate and take a shared credit on a chapter if that’s what they want to do. The only proviso, is that the lead writer is responsible for making sure they hold the copyright in their entire submission before submitting. I’d be disappointed\* if anyone deliberately submitted a ‘joke’ chapter because no matter how funny I might personally find an in-joke filled effort, there’d be 23 other chapter writers that were put out that someone in their version of the book wasn’t taking it seriously. \* - probably to the point of rejecting the chapter and either requesting a complete redraft (which I have done once in the previous 4 events) or simply missing the chapter in favour of including the chapter brief instead (which, again, I’ve only had to do once, and that was because of a no show in the days when we only had one book). ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/85 "2015-08-07T11:24:45Z")
Mr Piggy… I’ve been good for one day now. Can I have my chapter yet? ---
**Author:** ![pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/pigfender/32/40316_2.png) [@pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/pigfender)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/86 "2015-08-07T15:17:08Z")
Yes! Go read “The Dark”. Then write the next chapter, starting immediately after the book ends. Email what you come up with to me by close of play Wednesday (by your own timezone). ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/87 "2015-08-07T15:30:06Z")
I see what you are doing here… I may just play along. ---
**Author:** ![pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/pigfender/32/40316_2.png) [@pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/pigfender)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 9:23am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/88 "2015-08-14T09:23:24Z")
You missed the deadline, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/nom/32/20_2.png) [@nom](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/nom)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 11:46am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/89 "2015-08-14T11:46:39Z")
There goes my weekend reading (especially since I can't read [i]Breakfast at Tiffany's[/i] now). :unamused: ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/90 "2015-08-15T11:36:17Z")
> [@pigfender](#): > > You missed the deadline, by the way. Did you stay up waiting for my submission? It is amazing how, unless one tells everyone “bugger OFF!” life gets in the way. NiaD’15 “bugger off” sign officially posted. ---
**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 12:35pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/91 "2015-08-15T12:35:41Z")
> [@Jaysen](#): > > > [@pigfender](#): > > > > You missed the deadline, by the way. > > Did you stay up waiting for my submission? > > It is amazing how, unless one tells everyone “bugger OFF!” life gets in the way. NiaD’15 “bugger off” sign officially posted. Now then young nupt … temper tantrums do not a good impression make. Diatribesqueishy interaction achieves nought but profound regret and a humiliating sense of inferiority, on the part of the diatribeist. So can we assume that the “bugger OFF!” has been removed and the “bugger ON!” resides in its place? Good show, old bean … keep the Niad15 flag flying … eh? 😉 ![](https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M766b761cb04a573eb30edcf3c8d0eb84o0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1) [youtube.com/watch?v=zTkX-OvIqP4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTkX-OvIqP4) ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:29pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/92 "2015-08-15T13:29:56Z")
Hmm… Well… the “off” would be to those that shouldn’t be bothering me anyway. Which causes me to look questioningly in your direction while contemplating your advice with some skepticism (aka wondering why the heck I am watching the sun rise with out getting enough sleep). For the time being it is still off. ---
**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/93 "2015-08-15T14:57:35Z")
> [@Jaysen](#): > > Hmm… Well… the “off” would be to those that shouldn’t be bothering me anyway. Which causes me to look questioningly in your direction 😮😕 ![](http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/tears/t23151.gif) while contemplating your advice with some skepticism 😮😕 ![](http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/tears/t23151.gif) (aka wondering why the heck I am watching the sun rise with out getting enough sleep). For the time being it is still off. Good bye numpt ![](http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/tears/t23151.gif) Vic ---
**Author:** ![pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/pigfender/32/40316_2.png) [@pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/pigfender)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 7:15am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/94 "2015-08-17T07:15:41Z")
> [@Jaysen](#): > > > [@pigfender](#): > > > > You missed the deadline, by the way. > > Did you stay up waiting for my submission? > > It is amazing how, unless one tells everyone “bugger OFF!” life gets in the way. NiaD’15 “bugger off” sign officially posted. I didn’t stay up, but I did check my email with hope and anticipation on Thursday morning. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:02am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/95 "2015-10-14T11:02:57Z")
Mr Piggy, I’m anxious that you have not provided my early look yet. How can I properly dissemble and obfuscate without advance notice? ---
**Author:** ![vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@vic-k](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/vic-k)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/96 "2015-10-14T11:31:12Z")
> [@Jaysen](#): > > How can I properly dissemble and obfuscate without advance notice? 😕 errrr … just start typing. Your post usually contain enough of both to keep everybody guessing and happy. Hope this helps 😉 Vic ---
**Author:** ![Wolf\_Baginski](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@Wolf\_Baginski](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Wolf_Baginski)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/97 "2015-10-14T18:34:34Z")
I’ve been looking at all the stuff I have written over the years, and the scary bit in all this is going to be the possible general theme. But them I remember some of the things I have done. It’s not that hard to add Cthulhu-cultists to Lark Rise to Candleford. ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/98 "2015-10-14T19:06:39Z")
Unless Piggy has a dolphin in his plot I may be in trouble. ---
**Author:** ![pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/pigfender/32/40316_2.png) [@pigfender](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/pigfender)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/99 "2015-10-14T19:22:04Z")
There is a dolphin, but unfortunately the odds of it being in Jaysen’s chapter are pretty slim. Also, I might be lying about the dolphin. ---
**Author:** ![Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/user_avatar/forum.literatureandlatte.com/jaysen/32/16_2.png) [@Jaysen](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/u/Jaysen)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023/100 "2015-10-14T19:44:09Z")
OK… I need to write about a dolphin… got it. Any goats? [Previous page](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forum.literatureandlatte.com/t/where-jaysen-tests-the-patience-of-mr-piggy/28023.md?page=6)