Hmmm.
Is there an AI bubble?
Yes, obviously.
Great! Which companies will survive the bubble and which will fail?
Like everyone else, I have no idea.
Why are you okay with that?!
Who said I am? But… unless you are personally invested in specific entities, it doesn’t matter who does and doesn’t survive. The secondary market sale for the assets (real and intangible) will persist and be bought by the survivors at a price that makes sense, ensuring that the technology and model is here to stay in some form.
So, you agree with this Zitron chap?
No, from the linked articles, he sounds like a hack trying to make a reputation for himself by shouting what some people want to hear.
But he quoted facts and everything!
Yeah, like Oracle being in trouble. Let’s state some facts. Oracle has annual revenues of c. $57 bn and keeps approx $15 bn of that as profit. It has £38.2 bn of cash on hand (i.e., just sitting there doing nothing), which is nearly double what it had the previous year. It’s doing pretty well.
But… Oracle is also a company that could have its entire delivery model (and the required supporting infrastructure) changed in a few short years if the AI “promise” comes true. That makes Oracle’s “insurance” bet on AI a very sensible strategy. It’s also a company that would have a persisting need for datacentres even if AI doesn’t end up overturning its industry. Oracle is essentially making the play that Kodak wishes it had done when they first invented the digital camera and then tried to bury it.
But what about how terrible AI is?
You only want that to be true.
Then – given the credentials of the source – you have to stipulate the conclusion or lose credibility.
But I really want this Zitron guy to be right!
I’m afraid he either has no idea about accounting or business strategy, or he’s deliberately misleading people. He’s not even right about OpenAI’s own profitability. I’ve not verified these numbers, but since Zitron himself quoted them, I’ll assume accuracy for the purpose of illustrating this issue.
The claim: “OpenAI Lost $38.5 Billion In 2025”
His figures:
- Revenue: $13.07 billion
- Cost of Revenue: $7.5 billion
- Research and Development: $19.18 billion
- Sales and Marketing: $5.73 billion
- General and Administrative: $1.57 Billion
- Total Costs and Expenses: $34 billion
So… folding the General and Admin costs back into the Cost of Revenue… OpenAI made $4 billion profit in 2025 off $13.07 billion in sales (a VERY tasty 30.6% margin!). It then used cash raised from external finance to fund R&D and marketing budgets, and used normal accounting principles to offset those investments against tax liabilities.
But I really REALLY want to have a reason to moan about AI!
Yeah, me too. Hmmm. How about (since we’re “watching everything burn”)… at a time when water is so scarce that we’ve had to implement hosepipe bans, there’s probably a better use for it than cooling datacentres to make cat memes: