Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel -

‘Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel’ - Comedy on BBC 2
Comedy about three ordinary blokes who hold the fate of the world in their hands when they discover a rift in the space-time continuum in the gents’ of their local pub. ®

[size=150]This was a regular occurrence in the RED LION’s bog :open_mouth:[/size]

Though it pains me to admit it, I believe you. :unamused:

Hrm. Doesn’t look like it’s been released over here. Looks crazy enough that I’d like it. (Speaking as one who recently rewatched “UHF.”)

Having watched the movie, I can guarantee, that it bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to the real thing!! Very disappointing :frowning:

Which was disappointing, the movie or the real thing? :confused:

Oh come on Nom, the object of Vic-k’s second sentence is clearly the ‘it’ in his first sentence. So ‘it’ is very disappointing — although it could be bears. Probably fishing for crabs. Vic-k likes that sort of thing. It takes his mind off the temperature around his nether regions as he maintains his naked protest outside the Red Lion Tesco thingamabob.

A couple of the lads from The Prince 0f Wales (ex-Red Intelligentsia), dropped off a large brazier (one of these
not these!! ). So with these already catering for the nether regions, the fire will look after the hinterland! :wink:

I rest my case.


Me too :frowning:

I like the stocking stuffer. Does it come in a smaller size?

Young ’n’,
They are small sized. When the girls of the Zimmer-frame Brigade (from the retirement home, opposite the RED), came over and measured us for our, Keep It Warm Cock Socks, the ambient temperature was Sub-zero. As you will no doubt be aware, according to the 15th Law of Thermodynamics: The greater the drop in temperature, the greater the consequential shrinkage/droop. So, yeah, these are small, bespoke, Keep It Warm Cock Socks. Here’s a link to a site with a knitting pattern on.

Stay warm young’n’.
Uncle Vic

Skynet is looking into this time travel…