Fun project: Make your PC sound louder (and older)

Unfortunately, it doesn’t produce random "Blue Screen of Death"s and doesn’t simulate head-crashes (of the drive, not the user). Yet. Oh, and it’s an ISA expansion card. But the idea is cool.

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:stuck_out_tongue: Someone has too much time on his hands.

I can’t wait to… hmm… right, ok, no.

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I have a soft spot for insane projects that swim against the tide.

And it makes sense for the kind of projects they talk about (basically museum pieces that have no proper HDD and stuff anymore, so they sound wrong now). Not sure if I’d want the noises back for more than a few minutes of nostalgia.

Although it was nice to hear if your computer was still healthy, in an age where this could change between nine and five.

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It’s just like putting hockey cards in your BMX wheel. Grown up version.

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Why to recreate something that is regular enough occurrence anyway? :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, the sounds brought back long lost memories. He missed the floppy disk drive sounds though.

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That’s planned, AFAIK. And also a keyboard “clackifier”.

How about a mouse-ball squeeker?
And a “fibery dust caught in da thing” pointer displacement randomizer?

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Amazing! I love it!
Can it also do dialup noises, I wonder…

Re: Keyboard clackifier, I know Obsidian has a typewriter sounds plugin.

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Don’t forget an enamel coffee mug—to leave genuine rust stains that eat into your wooden desktop.

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