So, you’ve spent a silly amount of time on the Lit’n’Lat forum and it turns out that:
you seem to know your way around the software,
people seem to get something out of your posts, and
scientists have found no causal link between listening to your opinions and cancer.
You get rewarded with a job at the company as a MODERATOR. Despite the menacing 1980s Arnie action movie title, it doesn’t come with a big gun and a license to kick butt. You are, however, happy nonetheless; you are now able to win any argument with Jaysen just by editing all his posts to admit defeat. Who wouldn’t love that?!
But, you have a problem! How do you go about finding a new robot to include as your avatar? I mean, you want to have a robot, right? But you don’t want it to be a lame robot. And we can’t all keep using HAL.
I give you, ladies and gentlemen, the finest work of art ever in the history of art. Even better than that poster about beards:
hopewellstudios.com/images/s … le1450.jpg
Name them all and win a prize(*).
(* - that prize is GLORY!(**))
(** - the abstract concept of glory, not the movie about the American Civil war starring Ferris Bueller, although that would also be a good prize because it’s been quite a while since I saw that)[/i]