That’s all you’d need … snapped ankles, and feline feeseeseesees all over your shoes! Life’s a bitch, init? 
Why would one want the offender to see the ice? 
Another consideration is: wot if y’ve got a flight of steps, and a bag on each step? 
we’re careering (or careening, if you’re a colonist), headlong toward a dystopian nightmare
Kind of hard to transport cat poop without a bag or other receptacle, isn’t it?
Not for cats.
Well, cats, yes, but then somebody has to let the cat out of the bag.
I’m also outraged. But I’d like to offer our promises that everything is being done to correct the situation, my prayers for those affected, and my praise for those working to rectify it.
So now we need only decide between a balloon release or a candle-lit contrition-fest.
