In an effort to keep this thread on topic and appropriate for this forum, I want to make an announcement.
I am not a bimbo.
There, okay, I feel better now having made my announcement.
Alexandria
PS This is all part of welcoming our new Mr. Johnson and having a bit of fun with our online pals in the process! It is indeed part of the wonderful weirdness of the Scrivener forum!
You dont think were becoming too weird…do y` Alex?
if by “we” you mean all the “you” personas that keep showing up … probably.
If anyone here has ever read the Shadow Run series books or played the game way back when you could share in the humor of the term “Mr. Johnson”
Nah, no way LD, er I mean Fluff, Dr. Mulality, I mean…vic??? 
Hmmm, I wonder if it’s the same thing that comes to my mind with “Mr. Johnson”…no, just checked it doesn’t. Can’t say I’m familiar with the Shadowrun series. Looks fun. But what came to my mind was more fun…
David? Are you following this thread? Be afraid… Be very afraid.
KB, does he still exist? I don’t think we have seen evidence of him since the avatar discussion. He is becoming as elusive as the 1.5 release date.
“David? Are you following this thread? Be afraid… Be very afraid.”
de.youtube.com/watch?v=UGsfwhb4-bQ
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I’m half crazy all for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But you’ll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
We will go tandem as man and wife
Daisy, Daisy
Wheeling away down the road of life
I and my Daisy Bell
When the nights dark, we can both despise
Policemen and lamps as well
There are bright lights in the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell
Don`t be afraid David. We wont hurt you. You wont feel a thing…honest! Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh
Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh
Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh
Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh!!!
Do take care David
Your friends
Wishing you all a merry Christmas period! I currently find myself in Norway, with my girlfriend, that miraculously turned into my fiancée yesterday! On reflection, I guess there really wasn’t any divine or supernatural intervention, you generally present a big diamond and avarice kicks-in! Romantic to the core. I’ll spend today slipping around fjords, tending roaring fires, wrapping-up against the cold, with a spot of retribution pillaging on the side. Hope you all have an equally enjoyable day.
Best regards,
David
What a wonderful Christmas! Congratulations.
Damn, pipped to the post! Many, many congratulations and best wishes, not only for Christmas and the New Year, but for the rest of your lives together.
Mark
Poor, poor Nina.
Happy Christmas everyone else!
Congratulations and may God have mercy on your souls!!!
You could just live in sin like the rest of us. SHE doesn’t mind. Really.
Fantastic news. May you have a remarkable life together.
Oh, yes, Happy Christmas and an outstanding New Year to everyone…including Keith!
David, that is wonderful news! I love being married and my husband seems to be rather enjoying it as well! 
Married life is good!
Enjoy your time in Norway, have a great holiday and New Year, and a wonderful new life together. Hey, that sounds like a movie title…It’s a Wonderful Life…wonder where I heard that one…
Alexandria
Congratulations, David! And, while I’m here, Season’s Greetings to one and all!
Crazy stuff happens in Norway…be warned. 
pogo
I think that, under the circumstances, it may be appropriate to repost this for Nina`s benefit…
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck !
Tech Support
…but having done my duty, and proffered the warning, I now throw caution to the wind, and wish you both a very happy and fruitful married life together☺
May Good Luck and many Blessings, dog your footsteps, always.
Take care,
Vic