Lena Dunham $3.5M

[MayorGray]

Just read that Lena Dunham scored more than $3.5 million for her debut essay collection. She supposedly submitted a super-hot proposal.

[FlickRey]

Lena is a disgusting monster who literally molested her little sister.

"As [Grace] grew, I took to bribing her for her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a ‘motorcycle chick.’ Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just ‘relax on me.’ Basically, anything a sexual predator might to do woo a small suburban girl I was trying. Maybe, I thought, she would be more willing to accept kisses if I wore the face mask my grandmother had for when she did her dialysis. (The answer was no.) What I really wanted, beyond affection, was to feel that she needed me, that she was helpless without her big sister leading her through the world.”

She deserves nothing but vitriol and prison.