jeeezz!!! I never thought of that!!
Well, I’d go for the Macbook Pro.
Jolanth, hallo
I dont know if its the effect of the Jamerson, buy thats the wittiest thing I ve seen tonight: 
:lol:
Gute Nacht
vic
Lord Lightning:
Well, if I could come back as one of my cats, or one of yours, that would be a deal.
Tricky paradox there, though. But heck, what’s life without paradoxes!
simple?
I need some cats, so there is an opening to come back as two of MY cats.
Well, Jameson does have the tendency to get fluffy and/or skunky near the bottom of the bottle. Never mind the cat. 
I think this might have been the first time I used one of those emotional beasts. What a realm of possibilites!
how very symmetrical!
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ink, glad you like it
Does a cat get skunky at the bottom of the bottle? 
More to the point, how does one get a cat in a bottle? 
THESE FORUMS HAVE GONE TO THE DOGS!!!
. (or is it the Skunks)
Erm, yeah, you’re right Vic. Where were we? Ahhhh Which laptop is Scrivener better run on? I say, Either - it doesn’t matter that much 64% [ 24 ]
either!!! is that the best y`can do…either… tch! tch!
thats a typical Pinkesque answer......standards really are slipping on board Scriv. Gawd elp us 
I was just copying and pasting the nearest answer Vic, because, if truth be told, I really didn’t care. 
Bardic buddy,
A friendly word of advice On Scriveners lower decks, avoid truth like the plague at all times ( mind you , on the lower decks youll probably catch the plague anyway). Restrict yourself to the: puerile; asinine; gibe; innuendo(barbed or otherwise); out right full on, or oblique insults; unconstrained lasciviousness, etc. etc… you get my drift? Truth hurts
vic
@ eldritch:
They might build nice machines, but I don’t think Scrivener would run on an Acer, as it is a mac-only application.
P.S. - when did you acquire that awful lisp?
Dearest Vic,
I’m not actually of the Bardic persuasion. I am, in fact, ‘A Man of Kent’. I have, kindly, placed myself amongst the Bardic types in the hope of bringing some style, culture and good looks to their hilly domain.
Haven’t you ever heard of bonsai kitten?
Bonsai Kitten? That’s obviously passed me by. However, it sounds sickly and cutesey, rather than squidgey, fur pushing fun. 