just imagine what an incredible publicity stunt for Apple it would be, if Jobs walked on stage at the Expo alongside a three legged Pirate dog 
Yall take care, yhear 
now if it was a three legged pirate dog-cow…
I was was just studying my avatar, and was kindda fancying a black fish-net stocking with a crimson garter, for my wooden leg. Twould add a touch of the, risqué, to the overall perception of me, that others have. What do you think?
Since you have to lose the Christmas hat, the next looming date is probably Valentine’s Day. How about you stick a dagger through the dog’s chest so we can see the heart?
Coupled with the fish-net stockings, it would be both risque and disturbing… right up your alley.
MOI? DISTURBING?: 
On many many many levels. Most of them not reachable by mere mortals.