Warning do not attempt to drink anything while reading this list!!! Save your keyboards and monitors from harm…
Although NSFW it is completely safe for vic-k, Jaysen, pigfender et al.
Bacon torpedo!
This is what literature is all about…init? 
My address book’ll get hammered with this one! 
Vic
All right LitnLats, your homework assignment is to use these words in a sentence in the least sexually suggestive context. I’ll go first.
Dick Johnson, spy at large, let out a long whistle when he discovered Dr. No’s new secret weapon, code named the tantalizingly tree-trunk-girthed Soviet missile.
I loves the one near the bottom for Loki’s ass. That was my fav scene in the Avengers movie.
Two things.
- Notice only three people were named in StackyUK’s list. What does that say about the rest of you?
- Was anyone else horrified by the underrepresentation of feminine sex? Someone needs to fight to change this discrimination!
For Mr. K’s reading pleasure I offer:
I believe we know know which “sin” Sin means.
I am a simple man of limited subtlety. As such I found myself the most amused, I think, by the article ‘tags’ at the very end of the post.
Words I know used for female genitals:
Cunny
Cunt
Sex
Vagina
Vagoo
Vag
Sex pot
Honey pot
Tunnel
Heat
Slit
Pussy
Some others might be, though offensive:
Baby factory
Fish barrel
Poon
Bacon and eggs
Don’t forget “ladygarden.” I really despise that euphemism. It brings to mind tampon commercials from the 1980’s, where people twirl around while wearing white skirts/pants. (That’s trousers for the UK folks. If they’re dumb enough to wear white pants during that time o’ month, they’re probably dumb enough to wear blue underwear with white slacks.)
I thought the topics of conversation in the RED LION’s vault, were a bit icky…but this thread is …well… wot can y’ say:? If the moderator get aload of it, they’llgo mad!! Only kidding …I’m just acting the honey pot.
Agreed. Also don’t me started on the 'love your menstrual cycle and it will love you thing…
Also reminds me of the bodyform advert from the 90s over here…
Thank you for reminding of the single largest advantage of the broken chromosome.
Well, hows about: the Deep Space Asteroid Crusher and Ore Carrier, D.S. Cruiser HOBONOSTROMO’s asteroid crusher!? oooh ouch!!
Ignore Jaysen’s bit of creeping, he just wants the girls to like him.
“Be careful of the family silver,” my mother once said as I went in to bat without my cricket box.
Reads like a Nicolas Sparks novel written on X
That sounds very upper, upper middle/upper class, MR Hugh.
Fluff
Fluffy, it’s complicated.
Complicated good or complicated bad?
And we have time.
And nom is Dr now.
And if that makes you feel better you need help.
Most beloved guest, you’re among friends so it’s safe to open the cage of consternation and sing with the silent flute.
Regarding the list itself, like Jaysen I was also disappointed by the gender imbalance. Not just in terms of quantity but also quality (e.g. “mayonnaise drain”, “poison hole” and “love wound”. Really? That’s the best that fanfic can come up with?).