“I’m completely responsible for what I say, and wonderfully unaccountable for what you listen”. --Humberto Maturana. (Chilean biologist and philosopher)
THe Last Boy Scout Quotes
[size=150]"Sure, sure, I know… it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. “Whoops! I’m so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn’t my week.”[/size]
[size=150]“The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.”[/size]
The Replacements Quote
[size=150]I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be our style.
(pause while everybody is in the huddle) Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory… lasts forever.[/size]
<groans with discomfort when sitting / standing> “Every picture tells a story”
– My Nan.
“You can go off people, you know.”
– also my Nan.
(for the record, my Nan wasn’t Beryl Reid although clearly she appropriated one or two of her phrases).
Interviewer -
“Spike, you’re known as a great ad-libber.”
Spike Milligan -
“I 'ad libber for lunch…”
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.” Mark Twain
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.” Winston Churchill
‘Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.’
Billy Wilder
[size=150]“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”[/size]
― Friedrich Nietzsche
At times one remains faithful to a cause
only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Mutton dressed as lamb.
“I couldn’t give a gorilla’s fart”
-A famous Englishman/Intellectual/Aesthete/Sophisticate/Trend Setter/Paragon of Sartorial Elegance/Modesty incarnate.
By the hirsute scene outside the Red Lion Tesco’s, not to mention the accompanying smell, I’d say you gave it a good go in order to find out. Nice to know some people test their favourite sayings before posting…
'Where’s me shirt?" youtube.com/watch?v=CejKxTc3sc4
“To be a Gringo in Mexico; Ah, that is euthanasia!”
-Ambrose Bierce
'A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it"
–G.B. Shaw
Denounce the government and embrace
the flag.
Wendell Berry
(also, the one below)
Never eat mexican before taking an 8 hour ride in a 2 man submarine.