And incidentally, yes, a popular political reporter for CNN is named “Wolf Blitzer”, which is probably what you were hearing. 
It’s a funny name over here, too, since ‘wolf’ is our word for the canis lupus species of dog.
Uh, yes, that had to be him.
Great. Same in German, by the way…
So I have done my bit for strengthen international understanding.
You, Amber, made my day. Want to marry?
Rats, I already am…
Drat. All the good communists are taken.
For one to marry the Great Amber would first have to have the following:
A budget for Hardware and software that exceeds $2.3 Million per quarter.
Quad OC 192 Lines for connection.
A small power plant that can output 500,000 KW and be C02 free and green compliant.
Be willing to admit that yes she is way smarter than you and 99.992% she is correct and you are still lacking all the pertinent data in any conversation.
Be able to handle that not only is she super model hot but also super geek smart, and still has more style and class than Romeo or Cassinova.
And if you ever got on her bad side she could “delete” your existence from the modern world and make you “dead” in every computer on the planet.
And in the end with all that have to face the fact that she is quiet and humble in her almost alien abilities.
The “Amber League” is a league of its own. A girl has to have her standards. 
So, she turned you down, didn’t she? Good girl…If I could, I would surely purr by now… 
Ok, now let me think about it…
Lets see how expensive a divorce might be…there is the dog…insurances…several paintings… well, no problem there. But I do forget seomthing…
…it was important…
…something which might get into the way of two humble, loving souls…
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS - my wife IS a lawyer, all things considered.
Sorry, cannot be done. She would rip me open and hang me out to dry… As much as I instantly fell in love with someone who admires my unobstrusive picture here…
Well, we can dream a bit…
Have fun!
Ouch! Surely a no win situation. Dream quietly!