Our NEW three word Pirate story

see-through chiffon blouses

[size=50](its time to find out what chiffon actually is…)[/size]

, without mammary support

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[size=85]This is me in my favourite chiffon blouse. Sorry about the sour face, but I was thinking about some of the rubbish that gets dumped in this thread sometimes![/size]
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'twas entirely uncomfortable

,but somehow…kinky

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What happened in my absence…someone beat that rebel petite canine into punctuation rule submission?[/size]

. To the crew

, ‘Kinky Rules OK’

was not communicated

[size=70]I think we might have broken … something. Not sure if it was the dog for the chair, but he seems to have capitulated. [/size]

with forceful conviction

by the fearless

sentient nebula, who

clouded the panoramic

nautically-themed warehouse.

Thoroughly confused, Marty

kicked the dog^H^H^Hpigeon^H^H^H^H^H^Hnebula

[size=80]for those not up in ANSI control characters (now why would any sane, normal person know them in the first place) ^H is backspace. So ^H^H^H is hitting the backspace (or delete key on a mac) 3 times.

Get it?[/size]

, slipped, fell in

disgrace and left

for fresh perspectives

on intergalactic postmodern

, deconstuctavistic transport modes

. Bursting into hyperspace