Our NEW three word Pirate story

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(as suggested by the Wock-entity.)

Goals & guidelines:

• no trailing punctuation…

…anything else?

No dishwasher had…

[klcorridon]

a harder life

[Jacqi_Corgan]

than Marty McFadden

[vic-k]

, but Marty survived

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. The dishwasher didn’t.

[vic-k]

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The dishwasher didn’t.

Are you sure you shouldnt be wearing a wooly hat! Marty [i]is[/i] the dishwasher! And what dy` mean “Control freaky dog!”[/size]

Marty, oozed resilience

[melmoth2]

Has no-one heard of THE classic SF Pirate story , Sex Pirates of the Blood Asteroid? Now there’s a tale, Jim Lad, ahaaaaar! The Boulting brothers ran up a spec script in the late 50’s with Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams to star, along with their version of Lord of the Rings and Wagner’s Siegfried (for which stills survive, I kid you not - George Formby was to rewrite the score and even released a couple of songs on vinyl - I have one of the original record sleeves), but the projects were dropped as too expensive compared to the Carry On films (also Tolkein objected to the latter’s take on some of his songs).

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@melmoth2

Has no-one heard of THE classic SF Pirate story , Sex Pirates of the Blood Asteroid? Now there’s a tale, Jim Lad, ahaaaaar! The Boulting brothers ran up a spec script in the late 50’s with Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams to star, along with their version of Lord of the Rings and Wagner’s Siegfried (for which stills survive, I kid you not - George Formby was to rewrite the score and even released a couple of songs on vinyl - I have one of the original record sleeves), but the projects were dropped as too expensive compared to the Carry On films (also Tolkein objected to the latter’s take on some of his songs).

Yes, fine. Three words, dud. [/size]

and dishwasher residue

[vic-k]

. Feeling strangely alien [size=50]or Chief Pongo[/size]

[Jacqi_Corgan]

among three-headed Gorgozites

(Why not bring in some ETs right away?)

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he realized this

[Jacqi_Corgan]

job aboard the

[vic-k]

Post Office Starship,

[Jaysen]

would likely be

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Goals & guidelines:

• no trailing punctuation…

I know reading comprehension is not a strong suit for all of us, which is probably why we write, but COME ON jumping cook. We expect vic-k to blatantly disregard form but it was YOUR rule!

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Sorry, bad morning. I may need to blame Jacqi and her wood shed for a few PTSD style nocturnal mind-video replays.
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[vic-k]

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@Jaysen

chefpogo wrote:
Goals & guidelines:

• no trailing punctuation…

I know reading comprehension is not a strong suit for all of us, which is probably why we write, but COME ON jumping cook. We expect vic-k to blatantly disregard form but it was YOUR rule!

posting.php?mode=reply&f=13&t=4157#pr33347

Sorry, bad morning. I may need to blame Jacqi and her wood shed for a few PTSD style nocturnal mind-video replays.

Treating this load of incomprehensible gobbledygook, as though it were the manifestation of a 'Bizarrely Befuddled Human Psyche’ I shall press on, using the only three word necessary to the furtherance of our little game i.e.“would likely be”.
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going nowhere…fast!.

[xiamenese]

@vic-k

Treating this load of incomprehensible gobbledygook, as though it were the manifestation of a 'Bizarrely Befuddled Human Psyche’ I shall press on, using the only three word necessary to the furtherance of our little game i.e.“would likely be”.
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going nowhere…fast!.

[size=85]Harrumph! With double trailing punctuation![/size]

What it needed

[alexwein]

was a kick

[Jaysen]

from the three-legged

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Space Pirate Vic-k

Few people know that Vic-k lost his left forepaw in a similar incident when he commenced to put his paw up the flaming arse of a flagellant flaming albatross. His leg was burnt to a cinder and he had a wooden leg fashioned for a prothesis limb. Unknown to many is that the leg is actually hollow and contains a highly illegal liquor that Darth Nader and his vengeful group of Space Crabs which are always attempting to colonize Uranus have forbide consumption off and give a high penalty of having to watch six weeks worth of C-SPAN episodes without commercials if found in the possession of or involved in the consumption of said liquor.

A little background info for the story

[vic-k]

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@xiamenese

Harrumph! With double trailing punctuation!

‘going nowhere…fast.’
Aint nowt rong wi `at, Squire, cos like, I only yused free wurds [/size]

(a lovely fellah),