like bashed crabs
missing their wasabi.
“Good riddance!” quoth
"Alas you dirty
One hesitates to nit-pick, and fights shy of pedanticism, especially at this stage in the proceedings, but, when
…generates the response of:
…one wonders, ‘Is one missing something?’
This thread, is a thread of ‘Crap’, albeit varying degrees of ‘Crap’ i.e. Good Crap; OKCrap; Alright Crap: Not Bad At all Crap; Good Enough Crap; Smartarsed Crap; Witty Crap.etc etc.
So one wonders, why the Dickey-bird whose baby this thread of ‘Crap’ is, keeps coming up with irrelevant, ‘Crap Crap’
Wock m…u…s…t… try harder 
Mattress backed tramp?
I`ve figured it out 
It`s a North Carolina backwoods Redneck name…innit…yeeeaahh!! gorrit
So, yre a word short, Chicken Features. See if y can screw up again. Shouldnt be hard f you.
I have it this time!!!
[size=150]Dirty damnable pigeon!!![/size]
See vic-k, given enough tries I will make it fit [size=50]granted this is a variation of the theme but it still counts[/size]
If at first,
You don`t succeed,
Try ,try, and try again…so!..carry on, keep trying, tch! tch! Jeeezzz!
as she bathed…
in hot oil
the flying rodent
The captain replied:
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I do believe hes got it! Yes! By jove hes got it! The Pigeons actually Gotit!!
Now fly whoo, fly whoo, fly
By jove I think hes got it Shup a doo wop a shup a doo way Come on baby Shup a doo wop a shup a doo way Birdland Wockie Shup a doo wop a shup a doo way Do it bird Shup a doo wop a shup a doo way Easy baby Shup a doo wop a shup a doo way Momma Momma let's Birdland now Sly, fly, ar right, I'm satisfied Momma Momma Birdland now Yeeaahh!!! hes got it! Which isnt to say the birdll retain itunfortunately
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Whoaah!! slippy woman 
Holy hoppin’ hippos! 
where! where! where!
Wherever it’s funny! 
(Just imagine a tutu-clad, Disneyesque hippo, hopping around! It would be pretty funny anywhere! :mrgreen: )
Wal*Mart`s Pirate Checkout
Now that’s funny!
said Cap`n Ahab