Promising NaNo story line

I was skeptical when it showed up in my local morning paper. After all, they publish my stuff; how fussy/reputable/responsible can they be? Then it turned up elsewhere on the Internet – even on utube.<>

Prince Charles – yes, he of the captivating smile and dazzling personality – is distantly related to fifteenth-century Romanian ruler Vlad III, better known today as Dracula.

Vampires in Buckingham…? Was Bram Stoker onto something?

Start cranking out the screams and chills. Won’t J K Rowling be jealous…?

All I want is the standard ten percent finder’s fee.