So would you? (A useless poll)

Jaysen if you truly wanted to torture the poor dog you could just put a leash on him and force him into sobriety.

I think 2 weeks without his absinth fix and he would tell you all of his secrets.

Having ghost written for a famous author in the past, I would ask him to ghost write for me. Maybe he would then ask me to ghost write for him. Finally, a good reason to finish that novel!

Reason enough, I say, to keep plying him with absinthe, Jameson, or anything else he requests.

ps

Impeccable logic young Philip. Anyway, the Vaudevillians: Wock and The Man From [size=150]X[/size] just aren`t psychologically stable, or mature enough to handle my secrets :open_mouth: Nuf said!
Vic