– spelled with an h. Else, Google Maps
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Fortunately, Google Maps has an Infuriated Mongolian Warrior tracking feature that indicated they were deflected by a
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tractor beam from the Enterprise, as the flippin’ transporter
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materialised Mithralf in Galadriel’s Mirror, which caused Celeborn to nibble his lembas with
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great trepidation after realizing that a whole division of Mongolians were also beamed up with them but were disoriented by the transporter. Thinking fast he…
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turned them into tribbles by reprogramming the replicator by tying it into the transporter system by cross-circuiting duotronic crystal A with
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some awesome meth from planet Grod
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— and no-one makth a meth like the Majethtic Mathterth of Meth of Grod –
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and now the tribbleth are warrior tribbleth who avenge the maththacre of the Tribble’th homeworld by the Klingonth by
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and by, until waylaid by Jethee Pinkman, Wielder of the Shovel, theeking to dig a hole to
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Hell and beyond, where the grass appears greener until you learn
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you dug a hole so deep that you end up back in Mongolia surrounded by Gengis Khan and the Golden Horde. He is now one step closer to world domination, for which he believed the shamanic supreme deity Tengri had destined him.
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Until Ceiling Cat pushed Tengri off the Cosmic Table and mandated the use of the LOLCat Bible in
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This only infuriated Genghis Khan and the Mongolians who drew their swords and…
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aggressively chopped up some fresh broccoli they earlier stole from
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the pannier on the Tardis that mysteriously appeared by their campsite and caused them great fright until they noticed the broccoli and began to wonder what else was in there like
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…groovy, dude, just far out – broccoli, blows our minds, just thinking about it swimming about with the beans and the peas all whirling round it, like a brassica sun and its legumic planetary companions waltzing through the cosmos until one day it meets …
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the gastrointestinal distress at the end of the universe, where no Brassica stays completely digested but for
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the addition of lime. Making lime more valuable than uranium or
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the 23rd remake of Spiderman,
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