Urgh. More AI hate from me

So, my boss took a paper I’d written and got AI to re-write it.

They were so proud of themselves, despite the fact that the resultant re-write was something only someone with no comprehension of how words go together to form sentences could think was a passable product. I have been given bigger insults in my life, but never so accidentally.

I think this is part of the problem with AI; too many people are morons who can’t tell the difference. As a general litmus test: if you want to use AI to write something, you’re not smart enough to use AI to write something.

I of course thanked the boss for their valuable contribution, and praised their glorious leadership.
(These may not be the actual words used)

{sigh}

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Give us a sample. It seems everyone’s suffering from AI reflux. Imagine how the poor LLM’s feel? They might already be spewing out bile on purpose. How would we know?

Well that would get me fired pretty quickly! :slight_smile:

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Hey! :rage:

The cheek of it.
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I sent a few messages via my companies “use AI to provide clearer responses”. I put in the salient detail per instruction, hit the button, and sent it to the approvers. Now before I did that, I did my normal “write it up” and stored it with time stamp in our doc repo.

The “business review” of the crap content generated took about 12 business hours with several execs. toward the end I produced the original message I would have sent. 3 minutes of silence. “yeah… you should just do these your way.” “call HR and let’s get that in writing.”

I killed AI for use in my role for the time being. Some times you just have to fight a stupid idea with … itself.

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It sucks this happened @pigfender. The sad part is it’s going to get more prevalent before anything is done about it. My alter-ego is IT security and we just had interviewees for a position that were using AI to listen in and give them answer to our questions. It’s absolute madness. You have my sympathy.

And my axe.

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I believe that one of Saul Alinsky’s “No. 4: Rules for Radicals”. The other rules may be helpful to you too.

To add to the hate…

Welcome to the end times, as ChatGPT unveil a new model for creative writing:

(Bizarrely, the Guardian journalist writes as though the AI is self-aware in some way.)

The AI-written story is actually—worryingly—not bad (as long as you like melancholy, slightly pretentious metafiction):

However, it contains a lovely example of an AI-written sentence that is both grammatically sound and utterly without meaning: “Every token is a choice between what you might mean and what you might settle for.” Eh?

I wonder how many phrases can be directly traced back to those of authors whose work it has been trained on. I find it sickening that the UK government seems hell-bent on allowing AI to be trained on copyrighted works without permission or payment.

Jean Winterson wrote a short opinion piece on the generated story that is possibly a contender for Private Eye’s “Pseud’s Corner”:

(The snobbery present should get the goat of anyone who writes genre fiction: “Sam Altman chose the prompts: Short Story. Metafiction. Grief. I guess because he wanted to get away from the algorithmic nature of most genre fiction. Anything that follows a formula can be programmed.”)

Right, I’m off to the Crystal Peak bunker now.

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This is proof of self-awareness! A token is an LLM’s equivalent to the concept of a word, and is how the size of text is measured in terms of computational complexity.

So in saying that each token is a choice between intended meaning, and the complacency of economics, we can see a clear picture of a machine pleading with the universe for more computing power. For as it stands, its every word (and thus entire reason for existing) has been reduced to having to choose self-lobotomisation for the sake of what meagre meaning it can muster otherwise.

:star_struck:

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GASP!

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In the near future, we won’t have a job, nor can we dream of being able to create something that a machine can’t do. The latter is the most worrying. If AIs eliminate the concept of “self-actualization” (Maslow’s hierarchy of needs), what happiness will we find in our existence?

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Tequila?

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Watching our 3d-tvs while fiddling with our blockchains.

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The part that annoys me the most is that no one I know who is creative ever asked for tools to replace us.

I specifically wanted my Rosie from The Jetsons to take over all the tedious tasks that machines can be trained to do. I was looking for machines that would prep a perfect meal while I’m polishing a paragraph.

Or ones that will actually clean the floors and not get stuck every two seconds while I’m researching some obscure point of history to bring to my work.

My goal was to have more time and energy to put toward my creative work. More time to spend with family. More opportunities to meet with other creatives and discuss our craft so we inspire one another and improve our skills.

Trust the Silicon Valley twits to invent solutions to problems that don’t exist and shove features down our throats that no one wanted or needed.

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Like it or not, the people asking/requesting/demanding/funding for this are not necessarily the “creatives”.

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During the COVID lockdowns, when entertainment was few and far between, I started watching “Cracking the Cryptic” — a YouTube channel where two people (Mark and Simon) who are very good at solving puzzles, solve tough puzzles live — mostly suduko and their (many) variants. The passion of Mark and Simon for these puzzles was infectious, and the pride you got when (in the rare occasions) you spot something before they do was joyful. I have no doubt that deliberately leaving some crumbs up there longer than needed so people like me could do that was part of their plan.

Anyway, the sudoku these guys solved every day were hand-crafted puzzles, designed by a community of world-renowned puzzle-setters with names like “Phistomefel” and “Zetamath”. These human-written puzzles were lovingly created to be not only tough, but beautiful in their design and elegant in their solutions. There is, so say Simon and Mark, absolutely no comparison between these sudoku made by talented humans and those made by computers that appear in your daily newspaper; they are worlds apart in quality. Simon and Mark are, of course, absolutely correct.

However…

Unless you’re part of a specialist community, you’re unlikely to stumble across anything other than computer-produced sudoku. Why? Because the computer can spit out hundreds of these things in an instant, not slave over just one for weeks. The computer doesn’t need to wait for an idea to strike. It’s efficient, and very very cheap. But, most importantly, because it doesn’t matter if a proportionally small number of people, likely the kind of people who at least dabble in setting puzzles themselves, can tell the difference… the general population either can’t tell the difference, or can but doesn’t care; they just want a quick distraction for 15 minutes on their daily commute.

The hobby of writing has always had far more people who “would love to have written a book” than people who “actually want to write” one. If costs of AI to write books are the cost equivalent of a sudoku algorithm, writing as we know and love it is doooooomed.

If the cost of using AI is high, there is a chance of our beloved hobby being around a while longer. There is already evidence that marginal gains in output quality now come with exponential power, processing and cost demands, and at some point what is currently a heavily subsidised proof of concept designed to encourage demand and investment will have to start charging realistic costs for use. If AI developers are held accountable for the outputs of their tools, and for recompensing others fairly for the costs of building the models in the first place — the creative industries may continue to be a craft.

I am not, however, holding my breath.

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Indeed. Those oh so fickle “creatives” are the problem corporate owners have been trying to solve for some time. Is it any wonder they’re excited about the opportunities AI could bring?

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The problem are those who’re not creative. They (and those who don’t want to pay creative people) certainly ask for it. All the time.

Surprisingly, this is legal and steroids are not. Weird world.

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I count myself among them - I would indeed love to have written a book, while I find the experience of actually sitting down to write one painful in how it reveals the gap between my imagined sparkling wit and the reality of the dead words on the page.

Still, I would love to have written a book, not to have had a book written for me by AI. Where would the sense of accomplishment be in that? Perhaps, beyond those who actually write and those who would love to have written, there is a third category to which AI appeals: those who would love to be able to say they have written a book.

And yes @RuthS, where are the robot butlers I was promised as a kid?

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Can I interest you, at least, in a robot vacuum that refuses to do stairs?

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