"Put this KiWCS
in the fire
and slip into
something more appropriate
," handing him a
saucy Santa suit
befitting his beneficent
, self-sacrificial Nature.
Mamma Flage
, papa Flage, and
, young Flagelletta, cavorted
.with disillusioned policemen
and Welsh hill-farmers
’ sadio-masochistic clique.
Mum-n-Maud
turned the thumbscrews
on conciliation and acquiescence
, flipping a coin
; coining a flippancy
; ‘flipping the bird’ (which, coming from a couple of Aussie matriarchal bimbos, probably entails the use of Digitus Impudicus, disguised as an ostrich)
or the Aussie-Chick-Flip
Ostrich? You mean “emu”. I’ll forgive this apparent misrepresentation of Australian fauna as it is a bird, and you are a cat, so you probably just see both emus and ostriches as “dinner”. 
True story: my mother abandoned me to an emu* when I was young. The emu came up to the pram and my Mum ran away (where’s Maude when you need her?). Explains a lot really…
[size=85]*The emu stole my Twisties then lost interest and wandered away. [/size]
, involving a kangaroo
[size=85]That’s enough to cause a deep psychosis. Or, perhaps, something that emu-lates it…[/size]