Yet another 3 word story.....

Time again for another 3 word story. For those of you who have never played it is simple. Continue the story but you can only use 3 words…

I am a

zestful and nubile

actuary, seeking a

spicy pickled herring

, for statistical jiggerrypokery

Of fleshy bits

. Jiggerypoked fleshy bits

soaked in brine

. However, last Tuesday

, alien fleshy bits

slipped by as

His Grace squatted

over the dog

-eared copy of

-fered to passersby

“Herring?” said I

“Bit of sciatica.”

“Happens 'round dogs.”

But regardless, hypothesizing

(a disgusting habit),